Explore. Destroy. Repeat.
Triforce? Check. Innovation? Eh ...
On being a lone wolf.
This ain’t your, uh ... older siblings’ platformer?
Also under discussion here: pennyfarthings.
Shitty tie-in alert!
Sort of like Regis Philbin’s face, really.
You have always been playing it.
I hate the games down in Africa.
Non-fans need not apply.
It’ll do the same to you, too.
It also sets a precedent for what a Vita game can and should be.
Entertainment? We’re entertained, sure.
This is what happens when you try to get by on good looks alone.
And by “on LSD,” we don’t just mean “weird.” We mean “on LSD.”
The game's clearly political, but unclear in its politics.
Also on the docket, apparently: fucking up the proud state of Ohio.
Nintendo is very good at making videogames.
We encourage all comments on this piece to be written in a Lovecraft impression.
Futurism for everyone.
Shiny. Pointy. New.
Watch your step, things are getting mushy around here.
Also proven: Pac-Man is disgusting.
Think less Super Mario, more Love Tester.
Mr. Dali, meet Mr. Corman.
A comedy of trial and errors.
Real players, real gameplay, real boring.
Vlambeer does it again, by gum.
The view is nice through the looking glass.
Who’s pulling the strings here?
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